North Carolina Interfaith Power & Light
of the
Phone 919-828-6501 www.nccouncilofchurches.org
Presents
How many
dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1.
Golden Retriever: The
sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2.
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace
any wiring that’s not up to code.
3.
Dachshund: You
know I can’t reach that lamp!
4.
Rottweiler:
Make me!
5.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.
6.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7.
German Shepherd:
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked
to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to
see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I
don’t see a light bulb.
10. Cocker
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11.
12. Greyhound: It
isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Australian
Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a
little circle…
14. Poodle:
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and
he’ll do it. By the time he finishes
rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many
cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs. How long will it be before I can expect some
light, some dinner and a massage? (proving once again that while dogs may have masters,
cats have staff!)
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